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I can’t help but think guys with beards look identical to garden gnomes. I’m sorry.



Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

The best relationship is when you can act like lovers and best friends at the same time.

— (via hefuckin)

…I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed.

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